Monday, January 2, 2012
A Suprising End to a Two Year Boycott...
The CCFA is pleased to announce the appointment of its new commissioner Emily Campbell. The hire by league founder Jared Dixon comes as a surprise move as Emily has boycotted the league since its founding in 2010. However, she deemed it necessary to end her boycott and the perceived corruption in the CCFA leadership (due to the number one player also being the league commander in chief). Emily has promised to be completely free from bias, however she has released an official statement stating that if Jared continues to PLAY like the number one player, he will continue to BE the number one player. We sincerely hope that you will join us in welcoming our new commissioner to the CCFA
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I agree with Emily, it is a little suspicious to have the #1 player and the commissioner be the same. Can I really believe though that Em is on the job?
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