MOSCOW, ID: In a stunning turn of events, Mr. Jared Dixon has been inexplicably and unceremoniously dumped from his raised spot as the only Undefeated in the league. Our Hero? Seth Dixon! In a thrilling game rife with beautiful spot-ups and assists, Seth rose up from the depths of obscurity to strike down the villain and all he stands for, to the rousing ovation of everyone in the league! Everyone, that is, besides the villain himself, a veritable Lebron James among Kevin Durant's. Post-game, Jared was unavailable for comment, but there can be no doubt of what must have been running through his mind. How could he have climbed so high, only to be knocked down again once more? As they say here in the writing world, the higher they fly, the harder they fall!
A glimmer of hope for all those who are oppressed by those more fortunate than they, this game is one for the history books. You underdogs will write the next chapters. Good luck facing those foosnazis in your own lives.
Seth Dixon 10
Jared Dixon 9
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